1. armpit sniffers
2. chicken sexer
3. furniture tester
4. snake milker
5. airplane repo man
6. sports mascot
7. body part model
8. ball diving
9. barnyard masturbator
10. vomit collector
Isn't it weird to think that our children (and if you hate children and therefore were born as an adult, your friends' children) will not be asking for a cooking set or a doctor's kit to play with when they're 5 but might have aspirations to become DJs and reality TV stars instead.
The possibilities and the things one can do with their life just keep getting exponentially bigger every year.
Anyway, here is a new concept. The Fashion Jockey. The FJ. Think it might catch on?
Below are pictures from my favourite of Butter Factory's special nights; Fash Mob. 2 designers are asked to create accessories and assemble/style party-goers on the night itself.
Me and Nat took part last June and had such a smashing time doing it. Our friend Shanna did it and recently, last saturday, Stefan (going by the weird name of Jack Squat, which literally means...well..nothing) made some 70s inspired accessories. To the tunes of Dave Does' pumping beats and the obligatory company of a couple of drinks, the night always proves to be a hit. On the head. The next day.
A DNA LIE (that's me) VS WOLF BOY (that's nat) (JUNE 2010)
SHE DEVIL (shanna) VS SHAZ
JACK SQUAT (Stefan) VS MISSHAPPEN MUSHROOM (10TH SEPTEMBER 2011)
Excuse the rudimentary editing, our Deputy Director of Photo Montage and Editing is away at the moment enjoying Japan.